In The Tenz, we fly in hovercars fueled by laughter and rock n' roll. We've adopted a single global language, which is a hybrid of all known languages with a sprinkle of jazz theory. Consequently we're all getting along much better, and everybody can dance. Moral and religious disputes have gone the way of Disco, praise Gawd. World peace sets the stage for tolerance, innovation, and a new cultural renaissance. Creativity and intelligence are valued over celebrity and convenience. Our elected leaders are true shepherds of a collective vision for equality and the pursuit of happiness- and they can all cut a rug. You know what else? In The Tenz there are no political parties. That's right, the only kind of parties we're interested in are the kind where asses are shakin' and the music's loud. We're quite comfortable with a Prez...